As common as it is for older men to date younger women, anytime someone even a day older goes for some hotter, younger male tail, its a problem.  This is why I’m struggling to keep my latest conquest under wraps.  Don’t worry, he’s legal (but just barely–he turned 18 three weeks ago) but there is one major problem: he is currently still a high school student.

I met M through my cousin, who is his close friend.  M is cute, funny, adorable–all the things I normally look for in a future fuck.  The only problem is that while I’m trying to jump start my career with yet another internship, this bitch is still planning his prom weekend.  What to do?

M has proved to me that he’s definitely experienced WAY beyond his years on our little date last night.  We went bowling (which meant that he mostly bowled; I mostly drank beer).  On the drive home (okay, he at least has a license!) he leaned in for a kiss with the confidence of someone much older.  Suddenly, I was in the middle of a hot makeout sesh with someone that just weeks before I could have gotten arrested for hooking up with.  He KNEW what he was doing.  Seems like the Northeast’s public school systems are doing something right.