new reason to go to class?
I rolled my ass out of bed this morning to go class, not expecting more than an hour long lecture on…whatever the hell my class is about. While scanning the classroom, my eyes still only half open, I perked up when I noticed someone that grabbed my attention. There he was: Super Hot Black Guy, the new love of my life. Or at least this semester.
Suddenly completely awake, my eyes scanned him, sitting two seats away, from head to toe. Chocolatey skin, delicious lips, musicular chest and…OH MY GOD. With his legs crossed in my direction and his somewhat thin sweats you could see (through his pants!) that Super Hot Black Guy was PACKIN’! Not only was he articulate and delicious, but he is helping to perpetuate the sterotype that black guys are just…bigger. I’ve decided that he is my new goal for that class; by May I plan on fully having studied his anatomy. This morning is looking better already!
welcome to my world of smuttiness
Hello all! I’ve created this blog as a way to recount some of the more ridiculous situations a girl can come across while drinking their way across the island. Manhattan, that is.
I’m young. Really young. (I’m legal, don’t fucking worry!) I’ve never met a margarita or a hot guy I didn’t like and often don’t mind mixing these two favorite pasttimes. Though most college girls will lie to you and tell you they’re looking for love, I’ll lay it all out on the line for you right now: we’re really just looking for fun. While most girls will say that they’re looking for someone to cuddle with and watch reruns of the OC, I’ll tell you the truth. I’m looking for someone to buy me five cosmos and as one of those Flavor of Love girls put it: “fuck me proper!” (No, I don’t really use that phrase in everyday life!)
While searching for this knight in shining armor to save me from all the hipster boys who just want to discuss “feelings”, I plan on letting you all in on the secret to smutiness–the highest compliment, of course.
So, that brings me to my promise for this blog. I promise to be fun. I promise to be smutty. But most of all , I promise to be honest as fuck. I know you can handle it! 
